Hair: A 2nd Degree Murder Victim

I asked for a simple trim so that the sides won’t irritate my ears. At first, it looked ‘alright’ then the barber went all Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd on my hair. He went mad, I tell you! Clump after clump he grazed through my scalp leaving about half an inch on both sides.

The floor contained all the evidence needed to prove the murder. Lying on the ground breathless, lifeless.

I now look like I have a sidecut/undercut which was not my intention.

I feel like Samson with his hair chopped off: weak, drained and all. How will I face my classmates tomorrow?